Open Post for FATWS shitposting

[restoral]

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hello, enjoy a text.

[trigeminalheadache]

I'd apologize for walking into your bedroom unannounced, but you sleep on the living room floor.

[restoral]

I'd apologize for pulling a knife on you, but you did walk into my bedroom unannounced.

[trigeminalheadache]

It was a nice test of my reflexes. And not letting Frost take over.

I wouldn't have to pick the lock if you'd answer your phone.

[restoral]

I was busy.

[trigeminalheadache]

Doing what?

[restoral]

personal... stuff.

ep2 spoilers

[wingmans]

[ on their way to zemo — ]

So. Your therapist. She really gets on your nerves, huh?

[restoral]

Not as much as you do.

[ There isn't a whole lot of malice in his voice, though. He hasn't exactly made a lot of connections in his life after Wakanda. He knows he's isolating himself. He's just not sure he cares. ]

[wingmans]

[ if sam notices, he doesn't point it out. ]

Obviously, I'd win first prize.

[restoral]

[ Bucky just huffs. He really doesn't want to talk about any of it. He feels like he's barely started to figure out who he is again and now he has to talk about it with other people? ]

Yeah, you're a real prizewinner.

[ He crosses his arms. ]

Did they ever make you talk to a therapist?

[wingmans]

They usually set up something for veterans.

[ usually. not always. there are always people who fall through the system. ]

But they don't keep track as well as they should.

[restoral]

Too busy double-tracking me, I guess.

[ There's a part of Bucky that knows he needs it, but if he's going to get anything out of Fake-Cap, at least it's being free from therapy sessions, at least for a little while.

Besides, how can he self-isolate when he's actively working with someone? He's pretty sure he'll be back to court-ordered therapy by the time it's all over, anyway, and then he can go back to not answering his phone and lying about his nightmares once a week. ]

I think that's the dumbest anyone's ever be arrested for. Outside of Florida, anyway.

[wingmans]

[ something in sam's expressions tightens around the corners, even if his tone is light. ]

Is it?

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[brokeassgoing]

proud of you for getting rid of that depression wig, dude. you'll be alright

[restoral]

I'm using it to make a gift for you

[brokeassgoing]

i dont want anything you dont have to do that dude

[restoral]

it's insulting to me that you would reject a doll made out of my depression hair :(

[brokeassgoing]

DONT YOU BRING THAT CURSED ITEM OVER HERE TO ME!!!!!!!

[restoral]

of course not. I mailed it.

[thewingman]

you have no furniture
i ain't bringing over a damn ikea voucher on top of movies, snacks and alcohol
get seating arrangements, stat

[restoral]

okay.
what's the least crowded store I can get a couch in?

[thewingman]

amazon

[ A beat. ]

wait, we talking 'cash only' kinda deals?

cause in that case craigslist and picking it up from some stranger potentially in his underwear

[ Does Bucky have a bank account, or does Sam need to add something to his Bucky shaped to-do-list?

Wait that... came out...

Anyway. ]

[restoral]

how will I know if it's good from a picture? I need to sit on it first.

underwear-guy might not like that.

[thewingman]

underwear-guy ain't gonna go like anything and neither will you

here, i'm texting you an adress. it's run by one of the veterans I coached

am I meeting you at your place in 30 to measure the space or can you handle that and meet me there in 30?

[restoral]

the space is about 4 metal arms long.