Open Post for FATWS shitposting

[restoral]

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hello, enjoy a text.

[trigeminalheadache]

I'd apologize for walking into your bedroom unannounced, but you sleep on the living room floor.

[restoral]

I'd apologize for pulling a knife on you, but you did walk into my bedroom unannounced.

[trigeminalheadache]

It was a nice test of my reflexes. And not letting Frost take over.

I wouldn't have to pick the lock if you'd answer your phone.

ep2 spoilers

[wingmans]

[ on their way to zemo — ]

So. Your therapist. She really gets on your nerves, huh?

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[brokeassgoing]

proud of you for getting rid of that depression wig, dude. you'll be alright

[restoral]

I was busy.

[restoral]

Not as much as you do.

[ There isn't a whole lot of malice in his voice, though. He hasn't exactly made a lot of connections in his life after Wakanda. He knows he's isolating himself. He's just not sure he cares. ]

[trigeminalheadache]

Doing what?

[wingmans]

[ if sam notices, he doesn't point it out. ]

Obviously, I'd win first prize.

[thewingman]

you have no furniture
i ain't bringing over a damn ikea voucher on top of movies, snacks and alcohol
get seating arrangements, stat

[restoral]

personal... stuff.

[restoral]

I'm using it to make a gift for you

[restoral]

okay.
what's the least crowded store I can get a couch in?

[thewingman]

amazon

[ A beat. ]

wait, we talking 'cash only' kinda deals?

cause in that case craigslist and picking it up from some stranger potentially in his underwear

[ Does Bucky have a bank account, or does Sam need to add something to his Bucky shaped to-do-list?

Wait that... came out...

Anyway. ]

[restoral]

how will I know if it's good from a picture? I need to sit on it first.

underwear-guy might not like that.

[thewingman]

underwear-guy ain't gonna go like anything and neither will you

here, i'm texting you an adress. it's run by one of the veterans I coached

am I meeting you at your place in 30 to measure the space or can you handle that and meet me there in 30?

[brokeassgoing]

i dont want anything you dont have to do that dude

[restoral]

the space is about 4 metal arms long.

[restoral]

[ Bucky just huffs. He really doesn't want to talk about any of it. He feels like he's barely started to figure out who he is again and now he has to talk about it with other people? ]

Yeah, you're a real prizewinner.

[ He crosses his arms. ]

Did they ever make you talk to a therapist?

[restoral]

it's insulting to me that you would reject a doll made out of my depression hair :(

[thewingman]

can you convert that into flat white boy asses, dillweed?

[restoral]

my ass is NOT flat.

[thewingman]

being wrong all the damn time is just one of your least charming and most realiable characteristics

[restoral]

why do you care so much about my ass, anyway?

[thewingman]

would you prefer I comment on any other unflattering features?