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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-26 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
( r u d e. he sniffs and swipes the back of his free hand across his nose after Party pokes it. ) Bet you will. ( yes, clearly, the best way to handle Party's threats is to humor him. and silently hope he never makes good on any of them.

Ghoul's on the move after that, all awkward elbows and knees flailing about as he worms his way both out of Party's lap and from under the table, ultimately ending up upright in the seat, but facing Party instead of forward as one should. because fuck the police, apparently.
) Neither of us gotta worry about that as long as it worked just the once. ( he reaches out, lifting up a clump of Party's stringy hair and leaning in close as though he's examining him for bugs.

it kind of started out as a joke, but now that he's this close... he's looking awfully squinty, like he really is for real giving him a flea-inspection. why. why why why.
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-26 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
( Party having no concept of gentle-touching is a fact as well known as basic, elementary-level shit such as the sun is hot, but sometimes he still manages to catch Ghoul off guard. like now. the push is rougher than expected and, to keep himself from tumbling right out of the booth, both his arms shoot out and latch on to whatever parts of Party they can grab as soon as he feels himself tilting. ) Now you wanna share? Yeah, no. Gonna pass.

( and also get the fuck out of here before he does indeed end up with a head full of bugs. Ghoul gives Party a quick little return shove while he's still latched on, and then almost as quickly as he'd first attached himself, he's releasing Party and scooting himself backwards. )
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-27 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
( oh no. oh no. oh nO. Ghoul can only multitask so much. he's only human. he's doing all right with shuffling away and swatting at Party's grabbyhands, at least until he's met with the full-body-tackle move. Ghoul doesn't get far before he's collapsing under Party's unexpected weight, sending them both to the floor.

this isn't technically a life or death situation, but Ghoul's putting much of his effort in to it like it might be- using his entire body as a weapon as he thrashes about in a wild attempt to worm away, all while yelling incoherently. maybe it's threats, maybe it's general objections. maybe a mixture of both. hard to tell, really ,'cause it kind of sounds like nonsense. whatever it is, it's loud.

shame no one will come to his rescue. everyone knows the situation, and probably knows better than to interfere with justice.
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-27 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nooooo! ( there has never been a more anguished sound heard by human ears. it's awful, on par with that of a small animal being tortured.

it truly is torture, in his mind. he's covered in dead weight that smells a little bit like stale desert garbage, there are (possibly) hundreds of eggs being rubbed in to his hair, and now the side of his face is fucking wet. and that, evidently, is the last straw. rather than fighting to escape, the arms and legs he still has control of suddenly wrap around Party like an octopus and clamp down, smashing them both together. close enough that Ghoul can hook his chin over Party's shoulder and, without warning, spit the largest gob of saliva he can muster up on short notice down the back of Party's shirt.

a fine example of maturity, right there.
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-27 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
( well, if it makes Party feel any better, Ghoul isn't spitting anymore- only because he's dropped his head back so he can laugh maniacally. the obnoxious sound is sort-of-kind-of interrupted as Party's teeth gnash at all the unguarded soft parts of his neck.

it's really hard to cackle and "ow" at the same time. he should at least get credit for trying.
) Okay, I stopped! Quit with the fuckin' teeth! I'm sorry!

( ah, yes. the magic words.

he slides a hand up Party's back in what could possibly be taken as an apologetic gesture... except he settles his palm right over where he spit earlier, and purposely rubs it in to Party's skin. 'cause fuck him for biting.
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-27 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
( all right, fine. this is okay. he laughs a little as well once Party finally goes boneless, resting his head back against the ground and loosening his grip to something less organ-crushing, although not letting go entirely. sometimes Ghoul is like a germ. he just... sticks to you. it works out fine and dandy in this case, since Party doesn't seem keen on getting up anyway. ) Please. My mouth is cleaner'n anything you got on you. Bet that's the closest thing you've had to a wash in forever.

( no wonder he had such a fit. that was too close to a bath. Ghoul grins up at the ceiling, the hand at Party's back inching up far enough for his fingers to carefully scritch through the hair at the base of his skull. )
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-27 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
( Ghoul can feel Party practically melt. there's something both fond and amused in the way he shakes his head, continuing to pull his fingers through Party's hair in a slow drag, carefully working free any tangles he may find. it's a habit by now- touching, petting, contact in general. something he indulges in when he's comfortable or to soothe himself, though only ever done with those he trusts. having a personal Ghoul-pest is something like a high honor.

in this case, it's also for the benefit of all of them. the last thing Party's bugs need are matted nests to burrow in.
) Yeah? You helped? And nothin' ended up broken, shot, or on fire? I'll be damned, we might get you trained yet.
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-28 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
( a shrug. ) Gotta be ready for anything when you're around. ( he chuckles quietly at the bite, then turns his head away and out of reach of Party's teeth. or. well. he makes an effort, anyway. hard to get much distance between them when they're in a tangled pile on the floor. ) Yeah, fine, I guess you can be gentle sometimes. When it suits you.

Speakin' of, though... ( Ghoul reaches down, lightly poking his fingertips in to the soft area of Party's midsection. ) You ready to gently get up off me yet? I got like four naps to take, and this floor ain't where they're gonna happen.
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-28 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
'Course you a-ugh! ( Party's wiggling squeezes some of the air out of his lungs, sending Goul in to a brief wiggling-and-kicking fit of his own. ) You're kinda heavy. 'S like havin' a giant bag of wet sand fall on you. Wet sand and maybe some sticks. ( he grins wickedly. he's being a little shit about it, sure, but it's really not that bad. Ghoul kind of likes it, actually. rather than feeling trapped, he finds it nice and secure.

heaven fucking help anyone not in their weird little group who tries to smother him with their own bodyweight, though.
) And I don't have a... no, hold on. ( a look of inspiration settles on his face just before he feels around for one of Party's arms. once a wrist is found, he grabs hold of it and lifts his head, attempting to stuff Party's forearm in the space beneath his own neck. instant pillow!! )
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-12-01 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Presence? That what we're callin' your ass now? ( he snickers at his own joke, inaccurate as it is. Ghoul himself is probably the thickest out of all of them despite also being the smallest, but god damnit, a good burn can't be stifled by something like facts.

he winds his arms around Party's middle now that everything's settled, clasping his hands loosely together before smacking a noisy kiss in to the crook of his shoulder.
) It's okay. I'll always put up with your presence, 'cause I guess I'm kinda fond of you and your bullshit.
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-12-02 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
( now it's his turn to smother a ridiculous-sounding airy giggle against Party's shoulder. sometimes the juvenile humor and ribbing within their group is just the dumbest thing. Ghoul absolutely loves it, lucky them. ) You're stuck with it either way. ( a pause. ) Like, literally in a minute. I was for real about that nap thing. If you wanna go anywhere in the next hour, you better get up now. There'll be hell to pay if you fuckin' wake me up ten minutes in.

( but he might be making a getaway slightly difficult for Party, because his arms tighten in to an almost uncomfortable squeeze. )
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-12-22 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
( Ghoul huffs out a breath. ) Yeah, like you should. My delicate ass is important. ( he burrows down, turns his head, and tucks his face against the side of Party's neck to block out at least some of the sunlight blasting through the dirty windows. when he speaks again, his voice is quieter and muffled between them. ) Just for a little bit. Don't lemme sleep all day.

( that water fetching thing is pretty crucial, even if it can hardly be classified as anything other than a boring chore at this point. as tired as he may be, he doesn't want to be left behind for it. he might miss something, and that would just be terrible. )