goodluckkobra: (Drinking by the mausoleum door)

Kobra Kid

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2016-11-16 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
ghoulaid: (Default)

what are they texting on? ~~it is a mystery. sit down, you're not here to ask questions.

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-16 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
i got a job for you
goodluckkobra: (Or just get in line and I'll grieve you)

they're writing notes on each other in their sleep obvs

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2016-11-16 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
is it the kinda job that's gonna be fun or the kind that's gonna piss me off? or is it a blow job?
ghoulaid: (pic#10763959)

wow neither of them are responsible enough to trust with markers around sleeping skin

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-16 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
the fuck outta here. you haven't done anything to earn one of those

listen. you need to hold down your shitty brother, so what do you want? arms or legs? i'm giving you first pick because i like you
goodluckkobra: (the water never cleans off the clothes)

everyone wakes up with sharpie dicks on their faces and no water to wash them off

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2016-11-17 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm takin the legs. he's gonna bite uuuuu 8D
ghoulaid: (pic#10764127)

HELL ON EARTH. are we sure they're adults?

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-17 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
nahhhh since you picked legs jet's getting the teeth-end. you both better be on top of your game cause this is important. we're doing it tonight
goodluckkobra: (Where the search lights find us)

THEY ARE SURELY NOT, GOOD SIR

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2016-11-17 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
gonna tell me what you're planning? not riskin life and limb and my balls for something stupid
ghoulaid: (pic#10764195)

they fail at adulting and possibly drawing. somebody gonna be like "who tf drew a tree on my face??"

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-17 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
oh yeah...i bet u are going to get kicked in the balls hahahha

but ok no i found this stuff called 7dust or smth like that. supposed to kill bugs. i aint takin this shit any more
goodluckkobra: (I keep a book of the names and those)

THAT'S NOT A TREEEEEE IT HAS BALLS AND EVERYTHING GOD!!!!!

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2016-11-17 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
man you are gonna be sleepin with one eye open for a month
ghoulaid: (pic#10764061)

WHOSE DICK DID YOU USE AS A REFERENCE I THINK THEY NEED HELP

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-17 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
you got my back tho right??? c:
goodluckkobra: (Default)

Re: WHOSE DICK DID YOU USE AS A REFERENCE I THINK THEY NEED HELP

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2016-11-17 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)

askin me to pick sides ain't fair. Party bites harder than u tho

ghoulaid: (Default)

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-17 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
well you can go fuck yourself
goodluckkobra: (In the dress your husband hates)

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2016-11-17 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
not flexible enough. gonna need someone else to do it ;)
ghoulaid: (Default)

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-18 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
should have thought about that when you picked kung-fucked-up over that bendy meditation shit. also should have thought about that before u started burnin bridges
goodluckkobra: (Default)

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2016-11-18 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
u are a horrible friend and I'm going to jizz on everything you own :)
ghoulaid: (Default)

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-18 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
pls dont jack off all over my red jacket that has stripey arms and a snake face on it :( :( :(
goodluckkobra: (To hide my face)

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2016-11-18 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
o i c what u did there but I found your magazines already :(
ghoulaid: (Default)

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-18 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
i could shoot the dick off a mosquito do u really wanna try me
goodluckkobra: (Or just get in line and I'll grieve you)

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2016-11-18 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
u wouldn't!!!!!!
ghoulaid: (pic#10763958)

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-18 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
( the incident that Ghoul mentally refers to as The Damned Dusting had mostly been a success. the ambush went okay and at least some of the powder had ended up on Party, so it was like a miracle in motion. Ghoul wasn't sure how well the stuff would work; it was old, but hell, it was either harmless weird-smelling white dust or it had evolved into a superpoison. only time would tell whether or not it made a dent in Party's flea population.

waiting for the fallout, though, was the worst part. Ghoul made it a point to keep himself scarce, but after about two days of dodging whatever repercussions Party might have in store for him, he'd started feeling the lack of sleep. not only was it annoying as shit, he knew it was also dangerous. he needed to be able to nap without fear of pain or death before he ended up face-first in a half-made bomb, or on the wrong end of a gun.

so he'd come up with a lame, sleep-deprived plan.

he waited until Party was seated in one of the diner's booths before slinking his way up. carefully, quietly. then he silently slid onto the bench next to him, laying on his side across it, resting his head in Party's lap beneath the table and drawing his knees up to fit all nice and compact in the seat. it was a weird, olive-branch sort of gesture that he figured might-maybe get him out of trouble. cutesy shit like that usually worked on Jet, anyway.

and for good reason. who could stay mad at that?
)
ghoulaid: (pic#10764127)

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-18 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
u sure?
goodluckkobra: (are you there at all?)

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2016-11-18 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
90% at least!
ghoulaid: (Default)

[personal profile] ghoulaid 2016-11-19 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Me? ( nonsense. complete and utter nonsense. Ghoul ends up having the gall to sound surprised at the accusation, like a guy can't flop around and look pitiful anymore without having an ulterior motive.

the hand wrenching around in his hair is... tolerable, so he makes no move against it- he probably deserves it, fine, he'll accept that if it'll make Party feel better. but it continues pulling, and harder at that, and that's what eventually has him flinching beneath the table with a quiet grunt of protest.
) C'mon, fuck off. ( he turns his face downwards a bit, burrowing further in to Party's leg as if that'll help him relieve the pressure against his scalp.

in order to make his stance of fuckin' damn let go extra-clear, though, he makes sure to sink his teeth in to the topside of Party's thigh, a few inches above his knee.

may not be all that effective, though, because Kobra was right. Ghoul doesn't bite as hard as Party does.
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