Open prompts for open people

[injectablefame]

Party Poison
Kobra Kid

Comments

what are they texting on? ~~it is a mystery. sit down, you're not here to ask questions.

[ghoulaid]

i got a job for you

they're writing notes on each other in their sleep obvs

[goodluckkobra]

is it the kinda job that's gonna be fun or the kind that's gonna piss me off? or is it a blow job?

wow neither of them are responsible enough to trust with markers around sleeping skin

[ghoulaid]

the fuck outta here. you haven't done anything to earn one of those

listen. you need to hold down your shitty brother, so what do you want? arms or legs? i'm giving you first pick because i like you

everyone wakes up with sharpie dicks on their faces and no water to wash them off

[goodluckkobra]

I'm takin the legs. he's gonna bite uuuuu 8D

HELL ON EARTH. are we sure they're adults?

[ghoulaid]

nahhhh since you picked legs jet's getting the teeth-end. you both better be on top of your game cause this is important. we're doing it tonight

THEY ARE SURELY NOT, GOOD SIR

[goodluckkobra]

gonna tell me what you're planning? not riskin life and limb and my balls for something stupid

they fail at adulting and possibly drawing. somebody gonna be like "who tf drew a tree on my face??"

[ghoulaid]

oh yeah...i bet u are going to get kicked in the balls hahahha

but ok no i found this stuff called 7dust or smth like that. supposed to kill bugs. i aint takin this shit any more

THAT'S NOT A TREEEEEE IT HAS BALLS AND EVERYTHING GOD!!!!!

[goodluckkobra]

man you are gonna be sleepin with one eye open for a month

WHOSE DICK DID YOU USE AS A REFERENCE I THINK THEY NEED HELP

[ghoulaid]

you got my back tho right??? c:

Re: WHOSE DICK DID YOU USE AS A REFERENCE I THINK THEY NEED HELP

[goodluckkobra]

askin me to pick sides ain't fair. Party bites harder than u tho

[ghoulaid]

well you can go fuck yourself

[goodluckkobra]

not flexible enough. gonna need someone else to do it ;)

[ghoulaid]

should have thought about that when you picked kung-fucked-up over that bendy meditation shit. also should have thought about that before u started burnin bridges

[goodluckkobra]

u are a horrible friend and I'm going to jizz on everything you own :)

[ghoulaid]

pls dont jack off all over my red jacket that has stripey arms and a snake face on it :( :( :(

[goodluckkobra]

o i c what u did there but I found your magazines already :(

[ghoulaid]

i could shoot the dick off a mosquito do u really wanna try me

[goodluckkobra]

u wouldn't!!!!!!

[ghoulaid]

u sure?

[goodluckkobra]

90% at least!

[ghoulaid]

youre a brave motherfucker. i'd wanna be 100% sure before i put my dick on the line for anything but i guess we got different priorities

[goodluckkobra]

are u even using it lately?

[ghoulaid]

im feelin kind of attacked right now. what, you on dick patrol?

[goodluckkobra]

only when I'm awake

[ghoulaid]

ok im gonna remember that in about 2 days when i need somebody to feel sorry for me and play nurse