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[goodluckkobra]

what's written on the tin

Comments

[sardonical]

I would definitely rather roll the hitchhiking roulette wheel than call your incredibly creepy uncle, thanks.

He's literally already kidnapped me before.

[destabilised]

...Which is why I suggested him last.

Call your dad.

[sardonical]

On the one hand, he's safer, but on the other hand, Peter probably won't be disappointed in me, will he?

Lesser of two evils.

[destabilised]

...Whatever.

Stop texting me and find someone else to help you. Good night, Stiles.

[sardonical]

Good talk. Thanks. Beacon Hills sure is gloomy without your smiling face, big guy.

[destabilised]

[No response to that one, because someone is actually trying to get some sleep. ]