TFLN

[goodluckkobra]

what's written on the tin

Comments

[sardonical]

1. grab my backpack.....its in the fridge

2. everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications

3. I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.

4. Come find me please? Im in a ditch.

5. Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me

6. wildcard

4.

[destabilised]

...And I'm the first person you thought to text?

[sardonical]

You have the best sense of smell out of anyone I know.

[destabilised]

Thanks. But I'm a) not here to rescue you from ditches and b) not even in Beacon Hills.

[sardonical]

Great, I guess I live in this ditch now. Where are you?

[destabilised]

Somewhere else.

Call Scott.

[sardonical]

He's not answering.

Besides, it's not like I've never saved you before.

[destabilised]

Call Argent then.

Or anyone else.

....That does not give you a free pass to text me every time you need something.

[sardonical]

Maybe not a free pass, but I should be able to ask for help when I need it. It's not like I'm asking you for math help here.

What if I'm about to die in the woods?

[destabilised]

Scott would be devastated.

That still doesn't put me anywhere near you, Stiles. Find someone in Beacon Hills.

[sardonical]

You'd at least be inconvenienced. I'm helpful.

I think I see a road. Hitchhiking, y/n?

[destabilised]

Call Lydia or Allison.

There has to be someone. Call Peter if you can't come up with someone else.

[sardonical]

I would definitely rather roll the hitchhiking roulette wheel than call your incredibly creepy uncle, thanks.

He's literally already kidnapped me before.

[destabilised]

...Which is why I suggested him last.

Call your dad.

[sardonical]

On the one hand, he's safer, but on the other hand, Peter probably won't be disappointed in me, will he?

Lesser of two evils.

[destabilised]

...Whatever.

Stop texting me and find someone else to help you. Good night, Stiles.

[sardonical]

Good talk. Thanks. Beacon Hills sure is gloomy without your smiling face, big guy.

[destabilised]

[No response to that one, because someone is actually trying to get some sleep. ]

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[lydias]

Did you got your father an extra special Father's Day present as a thank you from all of us? He's been putting in a lot of overtime lately.

[sardonical]

You can't just sign your name on my extra special gifts. Besides what gift is going to make up for everything he does?

[lydias]

I can if I contribute to it. Well, depending on what it is. What did you get him?

I can't say that I know him that well, but the best gift you could give him is to stay out of trouble as much as possible.

[Which was laughable and highly impossible considering all the trouble they wound up in, but it was a nice thought.]

[sardonical]

Then he's going to have to settle for the second best gift, a home made spice rack.

[lydias]

That is surprisingly cute, Stiles. Does your dad like to cook?

[sardonical]

He doesn't really have time, but it's for the best. The rack can only handle about three and a half jars before it starts to list to the right ominously.

[lydias]

That just means you're set for the next few years. Keep making him spice racks until you have enough that can contain the entire collection.

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[the_protector]

....Do I want to know why your backpack is in the fridge?

[sardonical]

Needed to keep it cool. I was in a rush.