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If you're not imagining my hand down your pants right now, you're doing it wrong. FYI

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You know that if you start from there, you've still got to work up to something else, right? ;)

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Are you accusing me of being a tease? While I'm trying to pleasure you from afar?

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Or was that a dick joke to get a rise out of me?

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I do so love getting a rise out of you, but that's not the sort of rise I think you're aiming for.

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That's for damn sure.

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I'm trying to get you hard as a rock here, stop making jokes. :|

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How else am I supposed to disguise my secret sensitive side?

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Definitely picturing your hand in my pants, though.

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Not that there's much room with all this dick, Jesus. How do I even fit it in my mouth?

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With impressive skill and a long-gone gag reflex, I would assume. You're quite good at it.

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I aim to please. Or for the back of my throat. Usually both.

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Oh, the filthy things I would do to you if I had you here.

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I hope that includes bending me over at least one something. Several somethings if you've got the stamina for it.

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When I'm done with you, you won't be able to unbend yourself. Or sit down.

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Why can that go both ways? I'd like to bend you over a few somethings one of these days.

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Mmm that sounds nice. What would you bend me over first?

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That desk upstairs. Or the counter downstairs. Or anything in the library...

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So much furniture we haven't broken in yet... I think that ottoman could use a working over, too.

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I think I could use a working over. This catsitting crap is for the birds. I'm never agreeing to herd cats again.

How about a blowjob? That would distract me.

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I keep telling you that cats are terrible.

My mouth, however... that's another story.

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More like a novel: lengthy, detailed, satisfying...

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Why are you not here right now?

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Because the world is cruel.

I want to suck you until you can't even form sentences.

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That's not fair. I'm not even talking and I'm having trouble forming sandwiches.

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that's a shame. what will you eat to keep up your stamina?

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I already said I had one thing in mind, though I doubt it will be much help in that department.

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You'll just have to a. go easy on me, b. not go easy on me but make me a sandwich after, or c. go easy on me, then not easy on me, then a sandwich, and then not easy on me at least one more time.

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Your choice.

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C is most appealing. I think I'd like to fuck you until you can't sit down for days without thinking of me. ;)

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Too bad that has to wait.

Is it at all acceptable to jack off at a friend's house when you're catsitting?

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As long as you don't leave a mess. It's a shame I'm not there to keep you in line.

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Yeah, it is. I feel like a 12 year old sneaking around looking for somewhere where cats or pictures of cats aren't going to stare at me.

How is it even possible that I'm horny right now?

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I do have that effect on men.

Go into the bathroom and open your pants.

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You'd better be there waiting for me.

[ But, of course, he's going to do just as he's told. ]

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Would if I could.

You'll have to do the work for me, though. Touch yourself for me.

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its not as easy to text onr handed youknow

[Crowley will still get a picture of Blake hand on his already-hard dick, though. ]

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Yes, but it created such a nice visual for me.

I want to press against your back and wrap my hand around your cock. You could lean back against me and let me do all the work.

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mmm that sounds perfect

youre always so thorough. Youre makingme squirm

i might have to rub my ass against your dick a bit

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as if i wouldn't already be rubbing up against you

you always make those little sounds that drive me insane

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i have no idea what youre talking about

you talk to much shhhhh

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one of us has to

obviously i need to give you more ideas

what if I bend you over the sink so i can watch your face in the mirror

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you know what i look like im not sure thats necessary

although id be game if i could return the favor after

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i know what you look like, but i never get tired of watching you fall apart fr me

yes plese

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deal

now how about you play me off