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Hit me with TFLN or any other random sort of prompt below.

But did it get you to forget about your headache?

I'm going to give you a headache.

[ That's a yes. ]

sounds like it's time for Captain Aspirin to show his face again

Edited 2018-12-10 02:02 (UTC)

Sounds like it's time for the return of his sidekick, Captain Knife. He also puts something up your nose. Guess what it is.

aw
Did Captain Knife just admit he's Captain Aspirin's sidekick???
Captain Aspirin is so touched
In all the naughty ways.

I'm not afraid to stab your dick again.

relax Jeffrey Dahmer
No dicks need to be hurt in the making of this movie.

Let's make a deal: I'm removing whatever part of your body touches me next. You decide what it is.

ooohhh
So many choices!
How am I supposed to decide?

I hear you like flipping coins.

I hear you like saving my life.
xoxoxo

Biggest regret of my life.

See if Captain Aspirin shares his pills ever again

Is that supposed to be a threat?

YES
a very serious one.

That would be great. Thanks.