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An Edgelord With No Feet (
morepouches
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2018-12-10 12:48 am (UTC)
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1. Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
2. You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose.
3. For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
4. Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time.
5. You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
WILDCARD?
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2. You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose.
3. For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
4. Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time.
5. You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
WILDCARD?